Hey Lads 

so there was a fucking orange tree and some owl made a nest on it but confused one of the eggs with an orange and somehow gave the orange the life and made an abomination that looked like the picture below. after the mother owl gucci lemon saw the problem with her child she took her to the iskender queen. the turkish meat dishes queen was just a cat with white fur but the cat turned the orange child into a normal human being making her one of the servents and the thing that she wanted to do with the kid was spread the most goofy bullshit on the internet.

there i was.
so what is a dank? dank means 3 things: high, dumpstery, dank memes compilations.
as you can see all 3 of these are really fucking stupid but dank wasnt an enough name so it had a lot of phrases next to it. danksans, dankvoid, donkers but in a conclusion it came to danklabs which is named after the legendary youtuber etholabs because im a weirdass person.

but how come dank can spread weird goofy crap all over the internet. well, it all comes down to learning how to do stuff. such as, making music, animation, sites, stories, civil wars in the nation of mongolia etc etc. but it just takes time and more shitty sites the invide to turn dank. i am here. shout out to my mom gucci lemon and my sociopath internet friends i love yall. oh yeah also im a dude and im 5 years old if you are wondering.